Why It's Better To Take Your Kids To An Open Field Instead Of A Playground

1) A 2 year old really just wants to run away instead of play on the equipment
2) A 3 year old really just wants to gather rocks, sticks, pine cones and leaves
3) You don't have to worry about running into that one child that tells you his name 8 million times and is in your kids faces the whole time so they can't even play and whose parents don't even notice because they're talking on their cell phone
4) You can run wild with your children and there's no one around to judge
5) You can enjoy a quiet outing with your kids in your pajamas without people staring at you