It's been a very interesting week full of discussions with my 4 year old son ... some of these have made it to facebook and some have not. Just to give you a glimpse of how entertaining parenting can be, here are his questions:
1). Why is Jesus God?
2). If Jesus is in my heart, does he swallow the food that I eat?
3). When does the Easter Bunny die on the cross? (This one gave me a heart attack!!!)
4). When I'm as tall as Daddy, then I will eat all of my dinner, okay?
5). Why do I stink?
6). Are those kids screaming because their mommy didn't teach them how to be quiet? (said very loudly in a public place, lol)
7.) When will Kira ask Jesus to come into her heart so that she doesn't have to be scared at night?
8). Who is babysitting me this time mommy, and why do you always eat dinner somewhere else? (he's referring to a busy weekend of dinner dates/birthday parties that Drew and I went to in the evenings)
9). Why are you always cleaning everything up?
10.) Does God poop?